It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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