I am puke
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
