i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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