Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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