So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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