And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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