these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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