Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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