He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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