i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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