Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Terrible idea I love it
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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