i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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