Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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