As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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