jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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