never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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