As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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