READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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