sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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