Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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