I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
