Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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