You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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