At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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