Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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