Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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