It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
