i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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