My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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