my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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