Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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