so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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