I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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