D3 body, D1 cock
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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