honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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