did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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