the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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