She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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