After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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