we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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