Im at strip club and am horny
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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