Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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