you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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