can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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