Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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