i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
