we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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