There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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