I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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