is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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