The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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