big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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