adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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