i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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