I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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