i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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